Posted 8 hours ago

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Posted 8 hours ago

dicktouching:

curvyybetch:

If you didn’t watch this- you should. Yeah girl yeah

Y’ALL DIDN’T TELL ME SHE LITERALLY DID NOT FUCK UP A SINGLE STEP

(Source: sizvideos)

Posted 9 hours ago

queerchesters:

arterialspurt:

queerchesters:

fun date idea: Go down on me while I shop online with ur credit card

I don’t think someone could focus on the internet while I was going down on them.

you over estimate your skill and underestimate the joy of shopping

Posted 16 hours ago
Posted 16 hours ago

weavemunchers:

my personality is 30% the last movie I watched

Posted 22 hours ago

kenyaosuna:

A parent’s sacrifice.

Posted 23 hours ago
Posted 23 hours ago
Posted 23 hours ago
Sometimes you have to be a bitch to get things done.
― Madonna (via psych-quotes)
Posted 23 hours ago
Posted 23 hours ago

timothydelaghetto:

Lol these were so funny, good thing she deleted em tho haha

(Source: orhgasm)

Posted 1 day ago

supersighyan:

me: i’m gonna start working out again yeah
me: omg i have a leftover quesadilla in the fridge 

Posted 1 day ago

Dudes check this out.

awkwardmastermind:

Okay so there’s this website called litographs that prints entire(or almost entire) books onto t-shirts. I mean seriously. look at this shit. 

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They have Le Mis

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They have the phantom of the opera

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They have the adventures of sherlock holmes

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They have Leonardo da Vinci’s note books

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They even have EDGAR. ALLAN. FREAKING. POE.

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I AM SO EXCITED GUYS YOU HAVE NO IDEA

you can get them here

(Source: secret-trash-mission)

Posted 1 day ago
shingekinokyojinheaven:

awwww-cute:

The face she gives me when she wants to get on the couch

let her on the damn couch you monster

shingekinokyojinheaven:

awwww-cute:

The face she gives me when she wants to get on the couch

let her on the damn couch you monster

Posted 1 day ago

meloetta:

"text me when you get home so i know you’re safe" kinda people are the people i wanna be around